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ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via madsoverhannibal)

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mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

(via porcelaincookies)

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magfreak:

I don’t watch this show, but this is the greatest comeback in the history of marriage. 

(Source: scherbatskyjr, via it-still-smells-like-sulphur)

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onlylolgifs:

Guy on Scooter Races His Macaw Parrot

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18 hours ago

jncos:

*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

(via drhanniballecter)

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